pumpkins age like white people
JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH
I just peed a Little
my fuckin mom threw old hamburger meat on the side of the house because she thought raccoons would eat except raccoons aren’t fucking idiots and now the entire neighborhood smells like shit
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
"Condoms don’t work."
"Your first time is supposed to hurt."
"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."
"Girls don’t masturbate."
happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on
it’s a metaphor, you see
you put the killing thing between your teeth