helloryanholmes:

wailtothethief:

radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH


I just peed a Little

helloryanholmes:

wailtothethief:

radgreymon:

pumpkins age like white people

JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

I just peed a Little

via  beautifulstrangeness  (originally  patonki)
1 hour ago on 21 April 2014 ~ 2:03am 237,466 notes
via  mr1xiii3  (originally  theonqreyjoy)
2 hours ago on 21 April 2014 ~ 1:06am 31,838 notes

gothharrystyles:

my fuckin mom threw old hamburger meat on the side of the house because she thought raccoons would eat except raccoons aren’t fucking idiots and now the entire neighborhood smells like shit

via  stayflymyfriends  (originally  gothharrystyles)
2 hours ago on 21 April 2014 ~ 12:59am 593 notes

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

via  foxyhistory  (originally  floozys)
2 hours ago on 21 April 2014 ~ 12:54am 867 notes

domsdominatinggaming:

GameCube start screen montage.

2 hours ago on 21 April 2014 ~ 12:54am 13,216 notes
born-with-it-maybe:

femme The greatest injustice of vice,

born-with-it-maybe:

femme The greatest injustice of vice,

via  arianerae  (originally  born-with-it-maybe)
2 hours ago on 21 April 2014 ~ 12:51am 408 notes

thesexosaurus:

"Condoms don’t work."

"Your first time is supposed to hurt."

"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

"Girls don’t masturbate."

image

via  sorrows-of-the-moon  (originally  thesexosaurus)
2 hours ago on 21 April 2014 ~ 12:51am 98,739 notes
whiteboyfriend:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see
you put the killing thing between your teeth

omg

whiteboyfriend:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see

you put the killing thing between your teeth

omg

via  kaybee1216  (originally  whiteboyfriend)
2 hours ago on 21 April 2014 ~ 12:50am 47,213 notes

I am trying so hard to pretend like you ignoring me isn’t killing me.

2 hours ago on 21 April 2014 ~ 12:36am 10 notes
2 hours ago on 21 April 2014 ~ 12:28am 53,245 notes